| Mr Cramp himself... Bryan Gregory bashing out on his beloved polka dot Flying V guitar before he run off to become a cult punk legend. I think Poison Ivy's obituary (below) written after he died in 2001 sums up Bryan Gregory's enigma best. Imagine what she's gotta say about Lux!!!! BRYAN GREGORY Sadly, after 20 years of misinformation and misquotes regarding the Bryan Gregory chapter of the Cramps, here's my one and only chance to directly express my feelings. While it's true that Bryan didn't actually play on some of the seminal recordings that are attributed to him (he wasn't always present for Songs the Lord Taught Us), he could be a truly charismatic live performer when the spirit moved him - particularly in the CBGB/Max's Kansas City days, when spirit was everywhere in the air. He wasn't anything like the myth promoted by his record company and subsequently the press; the real Bryan had a kooky charm the public doesn't even know about - the truth was far stranger than fiction. He and I shared a birthday, and we met on our mutual birthday on February 20, 1976. We were almost the same size and could fit into each other's pants and shoes. We understood each other because we weren't the boygirl next door, and we'd both already been through a lot and knew how to hustle tooth and nail to survive. We could be our scary selves without horrifying each other. My fondest memory is of tripping on acid together in Central Park that summer. We were never quite able to sustain that high. Bryan's creative forte was more visual than sonic - when we met him, he had just moved to New York to pursue a graphic-arts career. He loved art, jewelry making, decorating - I think it was the visual aspects of the Cramps that appealed to him most. Lux and I had come to New York in 1975 with a mess of songs and crude home demos and a plan to take over the world, but I think it was mostly our exotic looks and Flying V guitar that lured Bryan to join us. When we gave the guitar to him, he immediately decorated it with polka-dot price stickers and painted our name in fancy script on the case, and you know what? It looked hot! Bryan was more enigmatic and incongruous than imagination would allow. Once, in a packed coffee shop, he pulled a switchblade on a boothful of square businessmen who were snickering about him, but on another occasion he whined that he couldn't leave his apartment because the neighborhood teen toughs followed him down the street teasingly singing 'Sweet Child in the City'. A sense of adventure led him to let Lux dangle him upside down by his ankles from a 17th-floor high-rise window "just to see what it's like", yet he despised touring because of his fear and hatred of "foreigners". He thought rockabilly was "goofy" but said we made it work for us "cuz you're so weird." We had a brief, intense relationship, and I don't think any of us knew what hit us. At one time we all wanted to be in a band that people were afraid of offstage. He was a true DMF - Detroit Motherfucker. On a soul level, the affair was over by 1979, after we started touring and recording regularly. Without a passion for and understanding of the fundamental forces influencing the Cramps, a combination of too much hard work, chemical haze and backstage leeches drove him to the next bright, shiny object in his path and a pursuit of so-called social relevance. I'll always remember the high-flyin' Bryan that few people had the privilege to know, before he stopped being a rocker and became a "rock star" . . . the way he walked, the way he talked, the way he rocked. - Poison Ivy (2001) |
